Last updated on October 5th, 2019 at 05:23 pm

You may have wondered why that funny guy you know always seems to be getting the best girls.

But each time you try the same tactics, you fall flat on your face.

Just like any other skill, humor can be learned by knowing the right things to say to get the toughest girl all soft with laughter.

Here are 55 funny questions to ask a girl to make her laugh.

What Will I Learn?

1) If you had to choose between having a horn or tail, what would it be?

Just thinking about the two weird choices would have her cackling.

2) Would you rather have your fart smell like roses or a rotten egg?

This might look like a yucky question but it is great at breaking the ice.

3) Which food would you rather smell like for the rest of your life?

It might take some thought but her answers would crack her up.

4) If you lost your speech and could only choose an animal sound to communicate, what animal would it be?

You could have fun trying out different animal sounds.

5) Tell me what you think your Dog thinks about you?

She might look at you as a loon head but that would surely make her laugh.

6) Would you rather lick or eat?

This might sound vague but it’s one of the funny questions to ask a girl over text.

7) Are there Daddies in the Pyramids of Egypt?

Sometimes playing dumb can get you into a girl’s heart.

8) Would you like to be a bird so you can poop on the heads of annoying people?

This is one of the funny questions to ask a girl you like that would get you past any awkwardness.

9) Would you eat a gold-glazed burger?

That’s not a condiment. It is one of the fun questions to ask a girl that could get her thinking.

10) You can only choose one Daddy – Kevin Hart or Mr. Bean?

Relating it to you will help her forget her previous embarrassment and make her loosen up around you.

10) Have you ever tasted your stomach?

She might think you are out of your mind but it would give her something to think about.

11) What’s the wackiest pick-up line that has been used on you?

This is a risky one as she could parrot your words back at you. It is worth the try though.

12) Do you think sleeping should be added as a hobby on your resume?

This question could help you get to know her better outside casual engagements.

13) What is the stupidest thing you have done to get a crush to notice you?

This could be self-preservation at its best because you can get to know if she would be a dangerous stalker.

14) Where you ever caught stealing candy as a child?

She would laugh at the memory and you could get closer through the sharing of that experience.

15) Have you ever let out a smelly fart in a public place?

Well, who hasn’t? She would laugh or pretend to be alarmed.

16) I’m Neil’s brother. Will you like to go to the moon and back with me?

Sounds a bit corny but it might just work for you.

17) Why is Jack a short form for John when they are the same length?

Pretty silly.

18) Do you think I am goofy?

This question can help you to avoid wasting time on a girl that doesn’t find you funny.

19) If you were a man, how would you serenade a girl?

You would not only make her laugh but also get pointers on how to treat her right.

20) If you work in a diner and a customer is nasty, would you spit in their food?

This could let you know how vindictive she can get when slighted.

21) What would you be found doing if the world were to end to today?

This is on the deeper end but it can unearth very funny responses.

22) What is the funniest nickname people call you?

If she tells you this, it means she truly likes you.

23) Can you tell me something you find funny about me?

Turning the joke on yourself is the best way to get a girl to like you.

24) What animal do you think I bear a resemblance to?

Her answer would have you poking fun at each other in no time.

25) Choose a new fruit shape for your head – watermelon or coconut?

Tell me the driest joke you have ever heard.

Extra Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

26) What’s your worst gaffe ever?

27) Do you like man-boobs?

28) Would you give a dying snake mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

29) Tell me the strangest name you could give your child?

30) Do you talk to imaginary people?

31) What has been your most ridiculous lie to skip work?

32) Who would you choose to be stuck in an elevator with? A skunk or a friend with body odour?

33) If you had to live the rest of your life as a vegetable, would rather be lettuce or cabbage?

34) When did you find out Santa Claus was fake?

35) Who was your childhood celebrity crush?

36) Choose between two superpowers – to make things disappear or make food appear?

37) Can you walk with your head between your legs?

38) Do you still believe in the tooth fairy?

39) Can you lick your elbow?

40) Why is an uncle not an unctie?

41) Are false eyelashes made from horse’s hair?

42) What is the silliest fear you have?

43) If your family hear that you have been arrested, what offence would they assume you might have committed?

44) If you had to choose between purple and red as your skin tone, which would it be?

45) How will you scratch your back if your hands were tied?

46) Can you communicate through hand signals only for a whole day?

47) Would you scrape off your eyebrows and leave it bald?

48) Would you eat worms for a $1000?

49) Can you eat while hanging upside down?

50) Who is your favourite cartoon character?

51) What funny joke would you tell God, if you see him?

52) If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

53) If you could control space and time, who would you choose to place under freeze forever?

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