Last updated on February 13th, 2020 at 11:07 pm

Your pickup lines can set the tone for your next chats but you gotta be very careful not to use the right one at the wrong time or place

Truth is, if you master the art of using some of these pickup lines, you would have at your disposal one of the best communication skillsets in the world.

On the other hand, bad pickup lines can make you the dumbest person in the universe and I’m sure you don’t want to be called that…

…This is why I’ve crafted some of the best of the best pickup lines that can get you your dream girl or guy without overthinking or somersaulting.

Now let’s start with the best 23 cheesy pickup lines…

What Will I Learn?

23 Best Clever & Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Clever pickup lines


For people who are outspoken and outgoing, being cheesy may not be so tough of a job as opposed to one who is shy and has a kinda reserved personality.

Also, remember that the cheesiest lines to use depend on the occasion but don’t be afraid to be creative drawing from examples here in new situations.

1) Could you please take out a minute of your time to fill out this? (Hand her your phone with a notepad of your prepared quiz or contact open)

Keep it really simple and straight to the point with 2 or three quiz options that ask her to make a decision about you having a conversation together, going on a date of sorts.

2) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

Putting ‘U’ and ‘I’ together is one of the best pick p lines because you can imagine it sets a tone of someone who might be committed to making something work for the long term.

Somewhere along the line, you could use this line for reassuring your girlfriend of your love for them and keep things going on well.

You could possibly tweak this one to fit your scenario. After all, it is all about rearranging things.

If she and you finally get to mingle, then the trick might be because you broke some rules of normal logic, you made her laugh.

Take it from there with care.

3) I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

If she smiles or laughs, it might even be a better sign.

This line may not be a direct question but it is almost impossible for a lady not to respond.

This may offer the opportunity for her to bear down on the bigger picture, depending on what she wants.

If your impression is very good, then you can be sure to create the picture that you desire.

4) Do you know what Victoria’s real secret is? She wants you to give your number to me.

This is a classic pickup line where she would answer ‘no’ to the first question but then she will be curious to hear what next you have to say in response.

If you have time to talk, space to have a walk, or an opportunity to take her hands, it can go further than getting the phone number.

5) You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Identifying common grounds is a good position to start any relationship.

By suggesting that it is not a coincidence that things are as they were at the moment with you, you would make a strong case for your next proposal.

6) Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

If you can link this to an actual metaphor for how you have experienced along the way of getting to her, great!

You will get the attention, but be careful not to come off as being too cheap or sounding too emotional.

7) You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

Metaphors can be a good tool to drive a message in more powerful ways than normal simple language.

However, you can’t do it like a school professor.

The value of giving compliments cannot be overemphasized.

As you have a chance to at least get a response to the compliment, you can continue with a good conversation if the feeling is mutual thereafter.

The power of complimenting and getting her to talk combines as the reasons this one works.

8) Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Perfect for when you are walking or you walk towards her and whisper it to her.

Sometimes having that physical touch can make that connection really fast.

9) Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

We all love chocolates and candies but don’t take my word for it, pick a brand that is popular in your area.

10) Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

“Your love is magical”, as the songwriter said in Michael Jackson’s song ‘Speechless’.

This is your opportunity to write and recite your own poem for that special love. Mind you, you should be speechless only tactfully.

11) If I was a superhero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.

Consider that people like to be secured somehow, this pick up line in some sense is an offer that will make the girl laugh and willing to consider your proposal.

12) Forget about Superman, Spiderman, and Batman. I’ll be your Man.

This is like a direct promise that calls her attention to you.

So be ready to be a superhero.

13) Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Staring is very important and so, you can go with something like this for the blue-eyed girl.

If you can connect her eyes someway like Bruno Mars’ Eyes that “makes the stars look like they’re not shining”, it is a sign that you are ready to communicate well.

Also, this is an announcement that you are ready to really get into her.

14) Girl, you better have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy.

Moves that focus the attention on her be enchanting for most ladies because they’ll feel they have the power to choose you can.

If you have positive feedback, the trick is to focus less on yourself and more on her to win her over.

15) If we were friends on Facebook I will like all your posts.

Don’t take it for granted, people like being liked on social media.

From this one, you will have time to find out which media she would like you to chat on and to create that first-time connection.

16) Do you know what? God took extra care in crafting you, you’re so fine.

If you’re in a religious group, this should work really well.

Knowing your circle well may mean you have to adjust your pick up line to have the desired meaning.

17) Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Good things come to those who ask or persist.

Sending the signal that you are willing to dance all over again to gain her attention can have a charming effect on some ladies.

18) It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

You are confident and you are ready to take her out for a treat, this will work for you.

In some situations, you may not be out of place to flag out your bank card.

You don’t have to be too showy to try this out though.

19) Do you do CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

Think of this as another way of saying, baby, you are breathtaking and your attention means a lot to me like life.

Of course, everyone should save a life if they can!

20) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Be aware that this is an admission that you are going for her, but don’t worry, let her beauty motivate you to connect naturally.

Certainly your ‘pick up line’ follow up would be unique and you have time to match it with the present vibe.

21) Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Be sure not to appear as overhyping her as this one tends to focus the whole attention on her.

If you are sure of those qualities, connecting will not be difficult again.

22) Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

This is similar to the metaphor example, but with the question coming first. Try to take pauses and engage more after this option.

23) Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Do you imagine in a truth or dare game?

If the feeling is mutual, then a moment of courage to go for what you want will be rewarding.

21 Funny and Hilarious Pickup Lines

Funny pick up lines

Be funny and don’t fail to cut the deal with these funniest 21 pick up lines…

1) I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Perhaps the way to the apartment may be too far in some cases.

It could be a more truthful and funnier way to start a conversation when you don’t want to get deep into hearts.

2) I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine start with U?

You’d better be serious if you’re going to use this line with a lady. True happiness should not just be about starting with her.

To be more involved, you may think about your happiness lasting with her.

I just think about commitment with this pickup line.

Being in a relationship is a good thing that should bring long term happiness to both of you.

3) Is your father Little Caesar? ‘Cause you look Hot n’ Ready.

Good to go with this funny and flirtatious line that could go in the food-related pick up line.

The mannerism could make the difference in how this comes off as though. Another point, maybe if this brand is not popular in your area, you should try another alternative.

4) I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake

Do you want to get on with someone you really like?

It’s not a bad idea to say “common babe, look at me”, and if she likes you, you may have gotten closer to her heart.

5) Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

So you want to know more about her and anything can happen really.

But this thing about appendix is going to get her laughing even if she knows what you’re about to do.

6) If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”

She may not be a tech person, but then, you should be delighted when she laughs.

Don’t forget that it is all about ‘you’.

It is all about her, even if it may be a playful way to start the conversation with her like this.

7) Check the label on her shirt. When she say, “What are you doing?” You say, “Just checking to see if you were made in heaven”.

Paradise is where we all want to be right.  Suggesting to her that you look upon her as a citizen from heaven is high esteem to place your lady.

8) Is your face from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it

Go on and tell her other things about her and for each one, say how you love it.

You are sure to make that chat count with the next response because you love to make it happen.

9) Can you hold on one second? I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (Hold up front-facing camera on phone.)

This is one of the best acts that will certainly help to make your pick up line a success. After showing her the picture, talk about more things to her.

If you are able to save ‘selfies’ of you and her together, well done, you did it.

10) Girl, you’re like MasterCard…..priceless

If she’s a ‘bad girl’ and you happen to show off your MasterCard, then be ready to spend the priceless money you can access via the card.

That is not to say this pickup line is bad to use on good girls.

11) Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine

College pick up line or for the chemist.

I remember from elementary chemistry days, these innuendoes from class in those days really worked.

Is it the reason why they say there is chemistry going on?

12) There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh…never mind, I missed u r a qt.

Here are a pretty funny wordplay and a playful way to start the chat. Emphasis on ‘you are a cutie’.

It should work like magic if you say you are a cutie again.

13) Do you mind if I walk you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams

You may be one mama’s boy or not, but you have made her laugh and you if you get her, don’t bring your mom home.

14) You remind me of chapstick….You’re the balm

That’s so cute because she is really delicate, it makes you at ease to want to talk to her.

I think the idea around chapstick feels positive and ‘the balm’, like honey preserves.

15) My friends bet that I wouldn’t start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Want to go buy some dinner with their money?

If you try in some ways to subconsciously bring both of you into the same team, you can actually win her over better.

Remember, common grounds are the reasons we have relationships.

16) You look familiar. Did we have a class together? … I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Straight on, this subtly makes a proposal that you have ‘chemistry’. Connection with her maybe stronger by bringing you closer together after a few chats.

Just know her binding sites like completing a puzzle in your head.

17) Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you

The real question is not to prove that you’re a science genius with more talk about electrons and sorts.

Just be clear to get the chat positive.

You don’t have to know her science background to have an eye on her.

18) There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

If you act this well, you could go on to return the favor.

Hey! You don’t have to be a veteran actor but you can go for this audition for her and kill it.

19) My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

You ask her to play the girlfriend role, now you have to make it real, do your part as a real man.

Adding some drama to this may make the whole difference.

20) If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

She got you there. You have called her impeccable and not a chicken.

The perfect way to start your chat with her is to make her feel good and comfortable.

21) Hi, I’m [Your Name]. I would shake your hand, but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

A place to try this is in the museum.

This will make her feel special and more confident.

19 Cute and Romantic Pick Up Lines

Romantic pickup lines

Almost all these pick up lines will resonate with different personalities. But it is not only about your liking it but how it delivers.

You have to consider how your lady will feel as very important.

See these 19 cute and romantic pick up line;

1) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Being sexy is a step from being beautiful that is why it is a romantic pick up line.

At least at some point in time sexy became the new beautiful.

2) You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

This is lyrical and I think it is a beautiful line.

No time to waste and not those dramas for getting her phone number; it goes direct to introduce romantic intent.

3) May I borrow your phone? Girl: Why? Boy: I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world

Even if you don’t call her mom at once, she will already have an idea of your interest in her.

If the chat ends perfectly well and all, don’t forget to call her mom one day.

4) If being beautiful was a crime, you’d surely be guilty as charged.

You are the officer in charge of arresting her for her beauty. Go ahead and take her to your court.

Think like the judge and jury and your appeal will be successful.

5) Ask her if you could ask her for directions… When she asks “to where”? Reply “to her heart”?

The heart is always the magic word for romance. That is the reason the symbol of love in the shape of the hearts.

6) Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back

Only the brave go direct to ask for what they want like this.

Your objective is to have a mutual understanding of what you both want.

7) I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

There you have a perfect excuse for her to pay attention to you. If you don’t mind, take it one step at a time from this point.

8) Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?

In the end, you have to be right about this one.

This is like the kind of advertorial that says “buy now”, but it is all the same tempting.

9) The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

If you read her eyes well and all the body language in between, then you may already have a direction to her heart.

The best romance may happen without a thousand words.

10) Boy: Are you a magnet? Girl: No. Boy: Damn, I’m really attracted to you

If the attraction to her is real, tell her something. When she hears you out, she may even be more attracted to you.

11) If beauty were time, you would definitely be an eternity.

She is eternally beautiful I can imagine.

You want to go on to share your feelings and make her decide to share that beauty with you.

12) Hi beautiful! That’s your name, right?

You know one of her attributes, later you’ll know her real name and more attributes.

If your gut feelings were right, she could be everything you had imagined.

13) You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.

Imagine you are the author of a romance novel.

You’ve got to have the essentials there “boy meets girl”, “something glues them together”…

That’s pretty cute, right?

14) My friends over there think that you’re cute. But I don’t agree with them. I think you’re absolutely beautiful.

Perfect place to set this drama, you can imagine a bar right?

In any market, the highest bidder goes home with the goods.

Don’t disappoint her.

15) Hi dear.___ I think the book of ‘Romans’ is not complete without our Romantic Story

How about a romantic pick up line that has ‘Romance’ in it?

Now you are set to write the perfect romance novel. It’s not going to be about just you but you and her together.

16) I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?

Smart boy… If she’s not an angel, she should dismiss you!

When you get on chat, at some point, you may ask her about where she came from.

17) I hope your day is as radiant as your smile

Caring romantic lover boy! Well done.

You’ve heard that no one cares until they know how much you care. That includes this lady you caught smiling.

18) Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams

Well done!

You have taken the good step to date right direction.

Even if you did not share your ideas all along, it’s time to wake up from your dream in a positive sense.

19) Ask her to close her eyes then ask “what do you see”? … [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.

She will feel much more special after you do this with her.

It would show you are really committed to her and she compliments you perfectly.

13 Cheesy But Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad pickup lines

You know how so ‘bad’ may mean so ‘cool’ to some people. Well, it all depends on the perspectives you look at things.

That said, here are 13 cheesy but bad pick up lines…

1) I’m thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?

Your body is 75 percent water too!

If she throws this back at you, you have to come up with another plan.

2) It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot for me to handle.

There are many meanings here.

You don’t even know her well, talk less of handling her.

Good luck if she’s cheerful though.

3) Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop

Well, nerd, something has to be really pretty at the bottom of that laptop.

Not all girls can picture the laptop in the wrong places at once.

4) Your father must be a drug dealer, ’cause you’re dope!

What’s on your mind?

Take it or leave it, people judge you by what you post on social media.

The same way their impression about you matters and that depends on what you say. “Drug” here may just have a negative overtone.

5) Is your mom a chicken? Because you’re eggcellent

If it were her alone, she might have taken it. But adding her mother to the joke might just be overkill.

6) Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?

You want to be clear with your message in your pick up line.

Some guys have an idea in their head, never tested it.

Your pick up line shouldn’t task the girl to try to figure out what is in your mind.

7) Girl, they should take away your license, because you’re driving me crazy

I scarcely see how driving someone crazy has some positive meaning.

Telling words that have happier and positive appeals will give a better impression about you and better response.

8) You must be a tower? Because of eiffel for you

I feel that someone was thinking about a place with a tower.

On a normal day, not everyone will easily engage on the same level.

9) You can call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels in love with you

Do ladies not like Shrek or what? I try to imagine why most ladies vote this as one of the worst pick up lines.

You want to copy strategies that are proven to work.

10) Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away

Imagine that she is very sensitive, or she is an actual medic.

What about how she smells? Why do you need an inhaler?

It’s good that she is breathtaking but be careful not to cut the heart of someone you’re just meeting.

11) You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet

Perhaps because of the meanings that brooms have in many cultures, the ladies don’t very much like this one.

Also as a note, remember the more positive first liner you choose, the better for everyone.

12) If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine

Well, don’t take it for granted that some ladies from all over the world may not get it. Cull

Every time, using simpler language forms wins over choosing to communicate with technical terms.

13) Whatever you want? … I will freaky for you

Every time you draw inspiration from explicit lyrics, don’t say you learned it from here.

A little more tact will help than going this line.

17 Corny Pick Up Lines/One Liners

Corny pick up lines

These pickup lines may not be one hundred percent original but what will make yours unique is you.

It’s going to be how well you do yours or adapt some of these to your situation.

Below are 17 corny pick lines for you, maybe they are popular because they are one liner…

1) You just dropped something… my jaw

In the end, she is more than beautiful – she is awesomely attractive to you, the reason you started by dropping your jaw to chat.

2) Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

You are going to keep her right?

Let’s see if you are willing and able to keep her.

If you are well prepared for the game, you may keep her in the end, she’s going to keep you home.

3) How was heaven when you left it?

She must be an angel you think or she was modeled in heaven.

Whatever, when guys use this line, they are not ready to leave such an angel without entertaining them.

4) Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes

You want to see through the window of her mind with this suggestive ploy to announce your interest.

Look closely at this move.

5) Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

She’s a sweet girl!

Everything else you say should be taken on a light note with the tone you set.

6) If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

Pineapple may be your best fruit in the world and this wordplay just suggest that you value her very highly.

It would be amazing if you make it about her and her qualities than about the fruit and the juice.

7) Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already

Nothing is sweeter than the feeling you have when you make her smile and also make her feel adorable.

8) If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

You might be on your way to being a prisoner of love.

Should you both choose to accept this mission, it is possible.

9) Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

Everyone likes better things in life.

Even if she’s a heathen or an atheist, she should hardly object to being a blessing.

10) You’re so cute! It’s distracting!

It is not out of this world.

If you remember, there was this girl who made it almost impossible for you to fully focus on the lesson in class.

Well, the girl may be a lady now; she still would not let you think of anything else at that moment!

At least you’ve got to let her know you have some other thoughts.

Good luck!

11) Are you Adele? Because you got me at hello

So you’ve just walked up to her from the other side.

Think of everything that made you decide to take the initiative to walk up to her.

Now it’s time to make her take a proactive decision, but both of you may need some time sooner or later.

12) You look familiar. Have we met?

I don’t think the line ‘you look familiar’ will ever be old fashioned.

People normally don’t like to talk to total strangers.

So starting off like this could increase the possibility that she would give you attention for a moment even if she was going to catch a flight.

13) Where have you been all my life?

Now that you’ve met her (for the first time or after a long while) everything else can wait.

This is the moment you’ve been longing for.

When you will set your eyes upon your lover to be, tell her all she and you could be.

14) You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list

Thankfully, you know what is on your mind before you try to use this pickup line.

Whichever plan you have, ensure that you share your dreams with this special someone.

15) Do you know what else would look great on you? My arms!

Relationship experts encourage touch while chatting with someone special for good reasons.

Engaging your lady with natural physical contacts during chats has some rules that must be followed through.

16) I think I just saw you on the cover of Cosmopolitan

Celebrity status!

An average person would love celebrity status even if they may not really care much.

Now she is curious about this guy who thinks she has a celebrity profile.

17) I like how you look at me. Now, let’s see how you talk

You are a good businessman and you are willing to do business.

Say what is on your mind and don’t forget to have control and do the business well.

15 Good Food Pick Up Lines

Food pickup lines

So we all have our preferred foods right.

You will learn what each food has to say about pickup lines.

Explore these 15 good food pickup lines;

1) You’re Cute-cumber

Tell her this if you need a healthy relationship?

If you feel you need her to stay healthy, be careful how you deliver this message.

Don’t suggest to her that you are a cheater. It’s not fair.

2) I think we will make a cute pear

This pickup line perfect setting is at dinner.

Another way you can hack this is to get a friend to set you up.

Sometimes a second opinion may be more effective after all you cannot see yourselves until you are photographed.

3) You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling

You have to make your own appeal but her attraction is the center-point of the whole chat.

4) I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!

To be fair, everyone is clear that she will complete the missing part in your life eventually.

For now all that is in expectation, what you say next will be important.

5) Are you a doughnut? … I find you a-dough-rable

I think that relating this food pick up line in the right way can have good intentions.

As far as she deserves to be adored, saying it is special.

6) You make my heart skip a ‘beet’

All foods may have what they say when it comes to romance and pick up lines.

Perhaps it is what you make of these words and how you twist it to fit your storyline.

7) Do you have raisins? How about a date?

It makes sense to ask for another date, something more official which shows that you are willing to take time to know each other.

8) You’re the macaroni to my cheese

The substance here is what goes together.

So you can replace this with what works for you in your culture or at that moment.

9) You are the sugar in My Tea

Sweet beauty!

The substance you need to make you joyful.

10) You’ve stolen a pizza my heart

If you’re concerned about well-spoken grammar, maybe this will not come off well for you.

But if you don’t mind, the message is clear.

11) I cannoli have eyes for you.

Make her really understand something here.

Tell her all about her perfect assets that you cannot lose.

12) I think you’re barbe-cute

As long as she is not a veggie, you’ve got to be ready for some positive conversation coming through.

13) This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate

Perhaps you have been grating and now, you can relate with the love of what you do.

Trying to communicate comes from experience so it is a good initiative to use.

14) I’d take you to a candy shop, but you’re already so sweet

Similar to asking her to drop the candy though, but this introduces another level of experience, taking out.

You can see this as an opportunity to suggest somewhere else to go out to.

15) Staring at you is better than looking at food porn

Of course, you don’t live to eat, you eat to live.

But how can you live without her?

This is a practical opportunity to connect quite faster than just dreaming.

11 Cheesy Yet Cringy Pick Up Lines

On one day, what may make a lady embarrassed may sound just funny or crazy for others. It all depends on different situations.

But on a general note, these 11 cheesy pickup lines may not work for some reason because people could be very sensitive…

1) Hi, I’m Mr. Right, somebody said you were looking for me?


If you don’t know her history, you don’t want to try this pickup line.

But hey, anything can happen.

2) Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel

People may not find this call to heaven very funny.

Don’t take it for granted that people have problems with God as well.

3) Life without you would be like a broken pencil … pointless

It may be just too superficial for some people who are sensitive to some extent.

Well, sometimes it would make sense if you make a point first.

4) Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte

Just because they work somewhere should not make you tease them with their jobs.

There could be some other reasons ladies don’t like this.

5) Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Be careful not to appear to be meaning that she has a big club.

Ask her to sign an autograph instead.

That could work.

6) Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die

Does anyone else think you may appear desperate?

Well if not, the threat is not a kind way to appeal to a ladies’ attention.

7) I’ve lost that loving feeling; will you help me find it again?

Wouldn’t you rather prepare for the future first and create the perfect experience?

8) Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Think about flattery that many people will punch a hole in, and it’s not really that ingenious.

9) Do you know what my shirt is made of? … Boyfriend material

Okay, the challenge is having what to say next.

You may be lucky to have a very nice response and further chat from this pickup line.

10) If you were a sea, I’d have got drowned long ago

Apart from the ‘negative headline’, writing down and editing could make the difference in what appears to be a cringy pickup line.

11) I couldn’t sleep until I thought about you

There is a lot going on here but then you have a problem.

Better sleep and dream about her later.

As a general rule, avoid talking about your problem in your pick up line.

13 Cheesy But Smooth Pick Up Lines

Smooth pick up lines

If it must work, it can only be as smooth as the opportunities arise.

It helps to make sure you read the situation if you want a smooth successful pick up which could be anything from funny to serious talk.

See these 13 Cheesy but smooth pick up lines;

1) Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

Dare to be different.

If you follow along with this pattern, you may find out what will win her over before anyone else.

2) Like Google Search, I’m feeling lucky! Would you mind a walk?

It is very gentlemanly and better if you’re polite.

You may ask anything you wish with this trick.

3) Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

If you read anything, it’d better be correct.

This could prove to be a sneaky introduction.

4) Isn’t this magical?

So imagine you have caught each other taking glances, it could be time to add a magic trick.

You will tell her what magic is all about.

5) Are you single?

This is a simple question that has the most important question in dating apps.

6) It’s like we’ve already said ‘hi’

Just like the magic trick, you have already sensed a level of mutual attraction between you two.

7) Would you stay with me if you were all I needed?

If you are certain that you want to find a keeper, this is a really nice leak from you.

Get to know more about her and ask if you could stay together.

8) I’m sorry. I should have been there to catch you

So in this story, you saw her almost tripping over.

Now you have to assume the boyfriend position seamlessly.

Sometimes you have to be an opportunist.

9) You know, I think I’d rather dance with you.

To be fair, the mood is happy, other couples are dancing, you seize the moment.

Here is another opportunist scenario.

10) How about dropping that glass of wine now? … Let’s have a chat.

In this pattern, you just almost come from the position that you knew each other before even if that’s not the case.

If she needs you as much and she’s not doing her job, your date won’t be later.

11) Be my guest: [The Place]. Yes/No/Maybe later?

Making it sound interesting will increase your chance of having a date.

The idea here is you are playing the advertorial.

The place has to be interesting where people from your region love to visit.

12) How do you get into those?

She is in tight jeans, so it is normal to ask this question now and get chatting with her.

13) Will you go out with me this Friday night at 8? The author is (your name)

Try and go to the library sometimes, you might have a situation. If she asks the title of the book you borrowed…

11 Witty Pick Up Lines Yet Cheesy and Awesome

Witty pickup lines

If cheesy pickup lines work, then the wittier ones could be the better ones.

The trick here is to leave an impression without sounding naughty and even if you sound a bit flirty, you’d be forgiven somehow.

Now the 11 witty cheesy pickup lines…

1) I have read the Book of Numbers, I realize that I don’t have Yours

Good for the church brothers and sisters to link up and there is more to come from Christian dating.

2) They say nothing lasts forever but can we be something?

You can try this and if you are lucky to go ahead and propose something that works for you two.

3) Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

The rhymes may distract her from the point that, meeting with him could be made to happen earlier than later.

Or what do you make of it?

4) If nothing lasts forever, babe we can be nothing forever

This should leave a lot in her mind to think about. My guess is you want to be committed to a long term affair.

Most ladies may see this as coming too early.

5) What’s your name? Or can I call you mine?

If she says yes, it means she likes you already.

If she tells you her name, then she is all yours.

6) My Doctor said I need vitamin ‘U’

Everyone listens to what the Doctor says.

Well, she gets the joke and soon after, you may have to chance to convert vitamin ‘U’ into your system.

7) Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

If she has time on her hands, you can have the interview.

You may have a better response rate if you rephrase it as a salesman would ask for a minute of prospect’s precious time.

8) Hey, this Halloween, how about you and I being boyfriend and girlfriend?

The one differentiating factor here is the time of year as if it is a very cogent reason for her to be your girlfriend.

Try this for another holiday and tell me if you had a girlfriend then.

9) Please keep your distance. I might fall for you

Once you get talking, you have no problem with coming closer to her at all.

10) If you were a triangle, you would be a-cute one

If you loved to solve trig problems, then this may come to you as one of the easiest ways to go.

Always try to read the way that she gets your message.

You may not be lucky if she hates maths though.

11) Don’t tell me if you want me to go out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no

Impossible is nothing!

She could do the backflip just to show off her ability, smile and then still go out with you anyways, she understands that she has got you.


Always remember that every lady is wired in a different way and responds better to a particular pickup line than others.

What works for one, may not work for the other lady.

Be that as ut may, we have looked at tips that should help you to decide which strategy to apply depending on the situation you find yourself.

In the entire pick up lines we have seen above, while you always want to spend a long time talking with your prospective lady, the starting strategies will be different.

Sometimes you start on a playful note and at other times you go with a straight face.

Now that you have been armed with these tips, it’s time for you to go ahead and talk to your girl.

Feel free to rehearse conventional ones or be inspired to invent your own unique pick up lines.

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